Tower Block
Last night i dreampt the following:
I was staying in a really tall building - i think it was a hotel in New York and there were fountains and palm trees outside.
The building was massively tall and had two lifts to take people up. It had 1600 floors! As it got to the top of the tower, it gradually got narrower, so the lift on the right would eventually have to move horizontally to the left and enter the same lift shaft as the left hand lift. Computers would ensure that they didn’t crash and that the other lift would move out of the way back into it’s lower lift shaft before crashing.
I decided to go up to the very top of the building where there was some observation dome to look at the view. I got up there and it was so high that something odd had happened to the gravitational force. After getting out of the lift, i began to turn upside down and had to hold onto the rail that was provided. I then looked at the view upside down. The person next to me commented on how great the New York skyline was whilst i was just trying to cope with being upside down.
I managed to get back into the lift and went down to my hotel room where gravity was returned to normal. I think i was in a room in the 600th floor range. In my room was a woman with a beard! I was alarmed and ran out into the lift. The lifts were massive…like the size of a room. It took me down to the ground floor where i reported the presence of the bearded woman and they apologised and said they’d remove her and it wouldn’t happen again!
I think i then woke up.
Comments?

wtf
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