Whoever knew that the Chinese mafia and penguins were related?

Last night I dreampt that I was training to be in the Chinese Mafia. Lots of kung fu was involved but not only that - animal taming.

Many animals were involved and my animal was a penguin. I don’t remember his name. I don’t remember much about my penguin except that the task of the day was to get your penguin to come to you from a few metres away. Eventually I trained my penguin to come to me and gave him lots of cuddles and strokings. I went to the other side of the training area so that he could come back to me, but he didn’t like waddling that way and wouldn’t come to me. I went to get him and he pecked me :(

At the end of the training, our leader / trainer took us inside for dinner. For some reason we had to sneak inside - maybe part of our training. It was all dark but you could see in the corner some spare ribs and some chicken frying. We managed to sneak past the people we had to avoid and later we ate some fried chicken and it was lovely.

Then I woke up.